TBR Monday Cartoon
Jason Chatfield is a New Yorker cartoonist, comedian, and author of You’re Not a Real Parent Until… He is a former President of the National Cartoonists Society. You can find more of his work on his Substack, New York Cartoons. Subscribe to…
The Next Fleetwood Mac? These 4 Coked Out Roommates Are Also Sleeping With Each Other
Guess you could say the ‘Rumours’ are true: Santa Monica might have found a foursome that can only be described as the next Fleetwood Mac. People have been paying attention to this group and drawing comparisons to the “Landslide” band based on the eerie…
Amazing Beard Completely Wasted on White Supremacist
INDIANAPOLIS — An absolutely stellar beard observed by onlooker Alec Vinton outside his local library was unfortunately wasted on some white supremacist protesting a drag story hour, disappointed sources report. “Goddamnit, look at that thing,” Vinton…
The Truly Authentic Candidate
Erik Mclean on Unsplash This election cycle, political consultants have scoured the nation’s bars, pool halls, and tattoo parlors in search of the holy grail: The Truly Authentic Candidate™. But what, exactly, makes a candidate Truly…
Opinion: It’s Actually Punk as Shit To Sob While Watching ‘Over the Garden Wall’ Episode 9
Sup fuckers. Been hearin’ some murmurs throughout the basement (from MIDI drummers no less…which, like, those who squat in glass houses…) that I’m “soft.” There’s talk that I burst into tears during sound check because the arpeggio for our latest…
Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Accuse Antifa of Selling Them Shitty Cocaine
WASHINGTON — Eric and Donald Trump Jr. have assembled a multi-agency law enforcement coalition to find and arrest the alleged members of Antifa who sold them shitty cocaine last night, members of the intelligence committee have confirmed. “Last night, we…
Waymo Informs Woman’s Friends She Talked Shit About Them During Ride
LOS ANGELES — Tanya Corrigan was shocked to learn that a conversation she had in a Waymo car was recorded and sent to the friends she was criticizing, sources confirm. “I was utterly humiliated when Waymo sent what I said to my friends,” said Corrigan.…
5 Punk Albums You Need To Hear Before You Die Tomorrow
Bikini Kill — Reject All-American. Black Flag’s Damaged. Gang of Four’s Entertainment. With so much music, it’s impossible to listen to every great punk record in one short lifetime (for you especially). That’s why we’ve combed through hundreds of…
CIA Experiencing Mass Exodus
The Central Intelligence Agency is experiencing a historic surge of departures as the Trump administration pushes veteran officers to resign or retire. What do you think? “So that’s why I keep seeing #OpenToSpy banners on LinkedIn.” Lynn Mysyk, Boot…
Opinion: This Party Ain’t Big Enough for Two Fat Horror Movie Aficionados
In a different life, we could have amicably coexisted at a horror convention, our rank odors swirling together until Robert Englund found us repulsively indistinguishable. Unfortunately for you, I got to this board game night first, and I’m not about to…