Random Stupid Jokes:

• Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?
• The
  Economic Breakfast by Roland
  Marge
• "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my
  
  soup."
  "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
• Teacher:"To which family
  does the
  elephant belong ?"
  Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
• What happened when the schoool bully went
  netsurfing?
  The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.