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Useless Facts - Humoro.us
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Random Stupid Jokes

Listed below are five random bad jokes. Refresh the page to see more random bad jokes ;-)
  • What did the metric alien say ?
    Take me to
    your litre !
  • Why did your sister feed money to her cow
    Because she wanted to get rich milk.
  • What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
    his nails ?
    He cut all his fingers off !
  • Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator
  • The Runaway Horse
    by Gay Topen