Random Stupid Jokes
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Powell, once USA's highest ranking
military officer, (now Secretary of
State), loves to relate this
incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the
importance of clear
Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell
investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured
that it was a very
" To protect the airfield!"
"What's the airfield here
"To resupply the outpost!"
Q: How many
comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You know a man's lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be let out alone. Never sleep with a man who's named his willy. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. If you wanted a committed man look in a mental hospital. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. Boring men are like snot - they get up your nose. Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him. If he asks you if your faking it tell him no, your just practicing. Sadly, all men are created equal. There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring,loving - they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.
What do you get when you cross a collie with a
A Lassie who plays brassie!
When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning
a new language !