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Random Stupid Jokes

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  • A male market researcher was calling on homes on

    behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use
    Vaseline?"
    asked the researcher. "Certainly," she said. "It's very good for

    cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked.

    "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex, maybe." Oh, of

    course." she said. "I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my
    husband
    out."
  • What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
    Get a
    small hankie!
  • |In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.The copier is out of order!Yes, we have called the service man.Yes, he will be in today.No, we cannot fix it.No, we do not know how long it will take.No, we do not know what caused it.No, we do not know who broke it.Yes, we are keeping it.No, we do not know what you are going to do now.Thank You
  • Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
    provided you
    get between the right man and the right woman.
  • |What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!