Random Stupid Jokes
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Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their
While cruising at 40,000
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"Good lord!" he
screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
left their seats and came running over; suddenly the
rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the
maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling
pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone
that there was
nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor
seemed made most of the
passengers feel better, and they sat down as
the pilot calmly walked to
the door of the aircraft. There, he
grabbed several packages from under
the seatsand began handing them to
the flight attendants. Each crew
member attatched the package to
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't tho
The pilot said they were.
went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.
"We're going to get help."
A shy guy goes into a bar and
beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up
courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she
responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
won't sleep with you
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally,
the guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back
to his table. After
a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles
at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
journalist and I've got an assignment to
study how people respond to
he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
Why is Russia a very fast country ?
the people are always Russian !
What's the favourite flavour of